Flatulence Culvert

“Where does The Poopie Go?”

Once upon a time there was a girl named Flatulence Culvert. She was a very smart girl, and very curious. Being so smart, she was one of the first girls in her class to be potty trained. Because she was so smart, and curious, and potty trained she began to wonder, “Where does The Poopie go?”

She knew that The Poopie went into the toilet, and she knew she had to push the lever. And The Poopie would go round, and round, and round, and round. Never to be seen again. But it had to go somewhere! …

The first two paragraphs of a delightful journey of knowledge with Flatulence Culvert, one of the smartest and most curious girls you’ll ever meet..